When I'm shopping and a store doesn't have my...
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deemolicious: Is Trina’s real name Katrina? I think so
itisnotofimport: I may not greet my new followers, but just know that I notice and think nice things in your general direction when I see you.
When you try to have a cute laugh:
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sarcasticmustaches: desert - a fucking landscape or region with no damn water to support plants dessert - the fucking sweet food you scarf down after you finish stuffing your grammatically incorrect face with food get it fucking right for once dammit
lovevictoriouss: That one person at school who just makes you feel all giddy inside everytime you see them well helloooooo there
what society thinks an anxiety disorder is: cute awkward girl who is klutzy and falls into things, but looks cute while doing it and the ~popular~ guy always finds her adorable for it
what an anxiety disorder is: having panic attacks that make you sound like a dying animal every morning and not at all looking cute while doing it bc who looks cute hyperventilating
Anonymous asked: Is it weird that I'm a straight girl, but I ship the hell out of Cade and Eliana?? I'm the gayest straight person I know xD
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How bra stores seem to think things work:
Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
Plot Twist: Nickelodeon doesn't cancel all their popular shows.
brother: you don't even know what porn is. you're too busy being on tumblr all the time
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
jessepiesenberg: if gotye fans don’t call themselves “goats” i am 600% done
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