a-stupid-box: What if Yahoo buys Tumblr and tries to make it “Kid-friendly” oh my fucking god.
rneerkat: whens chip skylarks next tour
hungryhowie: saying “ow” when you get hit in a video game
internet-slang: BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE heck heckaroo frick frop nincompoop heckle deckle diddly darn pokémon zoowe mama do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
bluewriters: hacheload: cronusempire: steven-moffat: grim-bark-tier: lordwhat: There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger. Well hello there satan NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES AND PLOT...
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
if your parents tell you not to go to bed too late just don’t go to bed at all that’s the solution
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
So we got yearbooks and I have two stories and one I don’t want to tell the story is that there’s this guy Mikey and last year he called me a lesbian and I told him to hand me his year book so I wrote ‘You were right.’ and he literally was just like ‘What was I right about? Ah I don’t care. I was right about something. I love those three words”
If I were a Gym Leader, what would be my badge and...
blueswoobat: bonus: what type would i specialize in
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names